1) "Damnit Dan! We agreed that you would get your goddamned bottles out of here by October! Here it is nearly Hallowe'en and I am tripping all over these fucking things and scattering them all over the garage floor. That's it! I have had it. I want them gone tomorrow, Dan. TO-MORROW. Not soon, not this weekend, TO-MORROW!"
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2) "Ugh, these bed bugs are everywhere! The exterminator told me that he would do his best to get 'em all, but I just don't feel safe sleeping on that bed knowing that they were all living in there! It's such a shame, a new mattress and all. So expensive. Throwing it out would be such a waste..."
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3) Is that what you are calling them...riiiight. Because of the artistry? The composition of the photographs? Look, mate....I have more years of Art History under my belt than you have extra holes punched into yours. That's right....six! You know what Art History students do all day? Talk about ART! Not once did we mention, discuss or have any of subject matter broached in your "old photography magazines" come up as a genuine or relevant work(s) of art. That's right.."Puss in Boots" and " Beaver Hunt" were not in the syllabus.
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